Okay, so the intervention just can't move to actual "gifts" quite yet. He really, really is so uncomfortable with this whole day that we are going slow and steady. The one scar I can actually report is the craving/addiction to the sweets he was denied in his youth! So dearest Daddy, enjoy the Irish treats...quickly before your girls declare them abandoned and thus fair game.
"Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be...."Robert Browning